The Compulsive Confessor: The Different Kinds Of Sex (a list for your referencing pleasure): "1) Make up sex
2) Break up sex
3) I’m bored and there’s nothing on TV sex*
4) I’m drunk and a little bit lonely and you’re here sex
5) I forgot to get you a birthday/Valentine’s Day/Christmas present sex*
6) I’m regretting this even as I’m doing it (but it’s too late to back out now) sex
7) You talked about your ex for an hour this afternoon sex
8) I saw you checking someone else out sex*
9) I’m a little bit guilty for checking someone out sex*
10) Revenge sex"
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