6 Scientific Reasons Your Girlfriend's Father Hates You | Cracked.com

6 Scientific Reasons Your Girlfriend's Father Hates You | Cracked.com: "The good news is that you've found a girl worth going through the trouble of meeting her parents. The bad news is that no matter how hard you try, her dad would just as soon kick you in the throat than welcome you into his family. The other bad news is that there's nothing you can do about it, because the universe is working to make sure the old man hates you forever. Here's why:"