Here are some fresh, out-of-the-box ideas to turn your massive X archive (especially the savage Telangana political commentary under
@hanmireddy
) into powerful, unique eBooks that no one else in the state has attempted yet. All of them keep Telangana and your personal X journey at the absolute centre.- “The Telangana Roast Timeline” – An Interactive Living eBook
Make the first-ever “scrollable timeline eBook” (using fixed-layout EPUB or Apple Books).- Horizontal year-wise swipe (2018 → 2025).
- Every major political event in Telangana has your real-time tweet + replies + the meme you dropped + the engagement graph as a mini infographic.
- Readers literally swipe through the entire political history of the state through your eyes only.
- Add hidden Easter eggs: tap KTR’s face in a 2023 tweet → opens the exact BRS fake-handle thread that attacked you that week.
- “#HanmiVs1000FakeHandles” – A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Troll War Book
Turn the #TelanganaTwitterWars into a CYOA game-book.- Reader starts as “new Congress supporter in 2023”.
- At every major event (Musirama incident, phone-tapping, farm-house raid, etc.) they get 3–4 choices: “Reply like Hanmi”, “Stay silent”, “Tag Revanth”, “Counter-meme”.
- Each path shows the real tweet storm that actually happened when you took that route + screenshots of the abuse you received + how you roasted back.
- Ending 1: “You become @hanmireddy” (unlocked only if reader survives 2023–2025 without getting blocked by KTR).
- “The Ghost Archives” – A Redacted, Classified-Style PDF/eBook
Release #GhostsintheMachine as a “leaked intelligence dossier”.- Black bars over some names/phone numbers (like real CBI files).
- Every chapter = one exposed BRS fake handle cluster with your original investigation thread printed as “Annexure A, B, C”.
- Include QR codes that link to the still-live fake handles (so readers can see they’re active even in 2025–26).
- Limited “Unredacted Edition” sold only to 100 buyers with everything revealed.
- “From Tweets to Transformation” – The World’s First Tweet-Thread Flip Book
Physical + digital hybrid.- Print a tiny 4×4 inch pocket book where every right-hand page is a single tweet (with date stamp).
- When you flip fast, it becomes an animation of Telangana’s political shift 2018-2025 (like those old cricket flip books).
- Digital version has the same tweets hyperlinked to the original X thread + your voice note commentary recorded in pure Telangana Telugu slang.
- “The Hanmi Dictionary of Political Abuse”
A satirical reference eBook.- Collect every creative Telugu/English abuse ever thrown at you (Amma Sellout, Lungi Leader, Paid Media, etc.).
- For each term: definition + first known use on X + your legendary comeback tweet + engagement stats.
- Bonus chapter: “How to weaponise the abuse thrown at you” – your personal formulas.
- “#ByeByeBRS – The Death by a Thousand Tweets”
A crowd-sourced “murder mystery” eBook.- Present the fall of BRS as a murder of a political party.
- Each chapter = one killer tweet/thread from different Telangana X warriors (you credit everyone).
- Your tweets are the “main weapon”.
- Readers vote on “which single tweet hurt BRS the most” → winning tweet gets a golden highlight and the author gets a chapter dedicated.
- “KTR: Beyond the Hype” – Published as a Fake Autobiography Written by KTR (but 100% your sarcasm)
Chapters titled exactly like his own clichés:- “Pragati Nuvanestam – How I Built Farm Houses”
- “Bangaru Telangana – The Gold in My Basement”
- “Harvard Vision – Local Boy Makes Good (at Trolling)”
Entire book written in first person as if KTR confessing everything in 2040 after retirement. Pure savage satire.
- “@hanmireddyAfter Dark” – 18+ Uncensored Night Threads Collection
All the threads you wrote after 11 PM when you were truly unhinged (the ones that went ultra-viral).- No editing, no apologies.
- Red warning page at start: “The following tweets caused suspensions, threats, and at least three FIRs.”
- Limited midnight launch at 12:00 AM with countdown on X.
- “Telangana’s Twitter Mahabharata” – Cast Every Politician as a Character
- Revanth = Arjuna (the warrior with bow = phone-tapping arrow)
- KTR = Duryodhana (100 brothers = 1000 fake handles)
- Harish Rao = Bhima (silent but smashes when angry)
- You = Krishna (the sarcastic charioteer who never fights directly but destroys with words)
Each chapter is one Kurukshetra battle that happened on X with full threads as “shloka” evidence.
- “The Hanmi Scoreboard” – Pure Stats Porn eBook
No text, only infographics.- Total trolls destroyed: 4,327
- Highest single-tweet impressions during assembly session: 42 lakh
- Number of times KTR quoted/blocked/unblocked you
- Heatmap of Telangana districts where your memes were shared the most
Ends with a blank page: “Your name here → when you finally take down the last BRS handle in 2028”.
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